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Jo Firestone's avatar

cmon!!! i tried to jazz this one up!!!

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Ryan's avatar

Honestly it was some of your finest work… which isn’t saying much!!

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Jayce's avatar

Three pitchers, all throwing simultaneously. One of the balls is a confetti bomb. Outfielders now have bats and can hit the ball back. The catcher is blindfolded. Foul balls can be thrown back into play by the crowd. Spring-loaded bases that are randomly activated throughout the game. A pitfall in the outfield moved every game. These are my well-thought-out, proposed baseball improvements. Feel free to steal them.

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Ryan's avatar

Jayce, you can’t just describe blernsball

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Jayce's avatar

It’s clearly the superior spectator sport

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