Let's try to say something nice about him anyway.
No better way to start a day than a tricked out marble maze! I’m ready to roll!
You’re welcome! I bet you could construct a pretty rad marble maze btw
I like holding up Tután in my hands because he is the same size of a hamburger
Don't eat him, he doesn't taste like his size
Clearly living on the mean streets of West Seattle has hardened this previously gentle-hearted beast.
I can't tell if you're talking about me or the tortoise, but it's true for both.
Tután, you are an elegant gentleman with delightful markings on your shell, and you have never peed on the bathroom wall.
This is a good tact. Focus on the superficial and keep the bar low. Nicely done
Very strange, I've only had pleasant encounters with him.
You’re a corrupting influence and the primary root of all his transgressions
Damn. $430 just to get stoned ONCE?! Next time, just take him to the dispensary.
His lifestyle is unsustainable
No better way to start a day than a tricked out marble maze! I’m ready to roll!
You’re welcome! I bet you could construct a pretty rad marble maze btw
I like holding up Tután in my hands because he is the same size of a hamburger
Don't eat him, he doesn't taste like his size
Clearly living on the mean streets of West Seattle has hardened this previously gentle-hearted beast.
I can't tell if you're talking about me or the tortoise, but it's true for both.
Tután, you are an elegant gentleman with delightful markings on your shell, and you have never peed on the bathroom wall.
This is a good tact. Focus on the superficial and keep the bar low. Nicely done
Very strange, I've only had pleasant encounters with him.
You’re a corrupting influence and the primary root of all his transgressions
Damn. $430 just to get stoned ONCE?! Next time, just take him to the dispensary.
His lifestyle is unsustainable