12 Comments
User's avatar
Charlie's avatar

No better way to start a day than a tricked out marble maze! I’m ready to roll!

Expand full comment
Ryan's avatar

You’re welcome! I bet you could construct a pretty rad marble maze btw

Expand full comment
Genevieve Mina's avatar

I like holding up Tután in my hands because he is the same size of a hamburger

Expand full comment
Ryan's avatar

Don't eat him, he doesn't taste like his size

Expand full comment
Adelyn's avatar

Clearly living on the mean streets of West Seattle has hardened this previously gentle-hearted beast.

Expand full comment
Ryan's avatar

I can't tell if you're talking about me or the tortoise, but it's true for both.

Expand full comment
Genevieve's avatar

Tután, you are an elegant gentleman with delightful markings on your shell, and you have never peed on the bathroom wall.

Expand full comment
Ryan's avatar

This is a good tact. Focus on the superficial and keep the bar low. Nicely done

Expand full comment
Kevin Beutler's avatar

Very strange, I've only had pleasant encounters with him.

Expand full comment
Ryan's avatar

You’re a corrupting influence and the primary root of all his transgressions

Expand full comment
Jayce's avatar

Damn. $430 just to get stoned ONCE?! Next time, just take him to the dispensary.

Expand full comment
Ryan's avatar

His lifestyle is unsustainable

Expand full comment